Andy the folowing code only kind of works. We did thing like Neil is a sexy man and it came up as plagerized, even though it was in the data base. I also did kajsdfkjasdf ijaklf sdaf9fkjldsfa 23rjl;k asfd98 hjasdf9803.. And the last 4 words also came out as plagerized.. Unless the code we have is slighting differnet than yours.

The Levenshtein SQL Function

DELIMITER $$

DROP FUNCTION IF EXISTS `winvictory`.`levenshtein` $$
CREATE DEFINER=`root`@`localhost` FUNCTION `levenshtein`(s1 VARCHAR(255), s2 VARCHAR(255)) RETURNS int(11)
    DETERMINISTIC
BEGIN
        DECLARE s1_len, s2_len, i, j, c, c_temp, cost INT;
        DECLARE s1_char CHAR;
        DECLARE cv0, cv1 VARBINARY(256);
        SET s1_len = CHAR_LENGTH(s1), s2_len = CHAR_LENGTH(s2), cv1 = 0x00, j = 1, i = 1, c = 0;
        IF s1 = s2 THEN
          RETURN 0;
        ELSEIF s1_len = 0 THEN
          RETURN s2_len;
        ELSEIF s2_len = 0 THEN
          RETURN s1_len;
        ELSE
          WHILE j <= s2_len DO
            SET cv1 = CONCAT(cv1, UNHEX(HEX(j))), j = j + 1;
          END WHILE;
          WHILE i <= s1_len DO
            SET s1_char = SUBSTRING(s1, i, 1), c = i, cv0 = UNHEX(HEX(i)), j = 1;
            WHILE j <= s2_len DO
                SET c = c + 1;
                IF s1_char = SUBSTRING(s2, j, 1) THEN SET cost = 0; ELSE SET cost = 1; END IF;
                SET c_temp = CONV(HEX(SUBSTRING(cv1, j, 1)), 16, 10) + cost;
                IF c > c_temp THEN SET c = c_temp; END IF;
                SET c_temp = CONV(HEX(SUBSTRING(cv1, j+1, 1)), 16, 10) + 1;
                IF c > c_temp THEN SET c = c_temp; END IF;
                SET cv0 = CONCAT(cv0, UNHEX(HEX(c))), j = j + 1;
            END WHILE;
            SET cv1 = cv0, i = i + 1;
          END WHILE;
        END IF;
        RETURN c;
      END $$

DELIMITER ;

The Levenshtein Ratio SQL Function

DELIMITER $$

DROP FUNCTION IF EXISTS `winvictory`.`levenshtein_ratio` $$
CREATE DEFINER=`root`@`localhost` FUNCTION `levenshtein_ratio`(s1 VARCHAR(255), s2 VARCHAR(255)) RETURNS int(11)
    DETERMINISTIC
BEGIN
        DECLARE s1_len, s2_len, max_len INT;
        SET s1_len = LENGTH(s1), s2_len = LENGTH(s2);
        IF s1_len > s2_len THEN SET max_len = s1_len; ELSE SET max_len = s2_len; END IF;
        RETURN ROUND((1 - LEVENSHTEIN(s1, s2) / max_len) * 100);
      END $$

DELIMITER ;

Source: http://codejanitor.com/wp/2007/02/10/levenshtein-distance-as-a-mysql-stored-function/